December 2009
66 posts
milkandwhiskers:
riotactor:
milkandwhiskers:
sixfootfour:
name three people and list some good points about them.
Mary Flewitt is a victim of life and I loathe her.
i am always a victim of life. i loathe you right back.
Mary you went off MSN over an hour ago saying you were going to bed and you’ve been online ever since… FUCK YOU MAN. I LOATHE YOU TOO. haha :)
the internet is the...
milkandwhiskers:
sixfootfour:
name three people and list some good points about them.
Mary Flewitt is a victim of life and I loathe her.
i am always a victim of life. i loathe you right back.
Mary you went off MSN over an hour ago saying you were going to bed and you’ve been online ever since… FUCK YOU MAN. I LOATHE YOU TOO. haha :)
I do feel slightly sorry for Mary….. Although WOW all the same.
Formspring: NO WAY TOM STEPHENS HAS HIS OWN PERSONAL TUMBLR!
Hi Tom Stephens, you're funny and nice, I don't really have a question for you but I thought you'd like to know that I think that.
Love from MAISIE MERLIN
Riot Actor: I KNOW! :O I got tired of wanting to reblog things but doing it on my (oh so active......) musiccy one. AND I DO INDEED LIKE TO KNOW THAT. Thank you very much :) you're a festering rat, so i can't say too much nice about you, apart from that you're right, I am BRILLIANT. Although I promise I will stop calling you by your middle names!
Formspring: Actually there was something else I wanted to say, which was well done for putting "That's fine that one" at the top of your blog.
Riot Actor: Hahaha! Endless love for you.
POPULARITY
milkandwhiskers:
riotactor:
Apparently I’m the 45,399th top blog on the entire tumblr site… Now I’m sure that makes some SADDO like Mary about, err, 17,000th? haha. But what a load of gay. Haven’t even had it a week. How does that work? Just because I post SHIT quite often?
#4,745th actually tommy ;)
which isn’t AMAZING but i thought i’d just let you know.
Blah. :P I assume its just...
POPULARITY
Apparently I’m the 45,399th top blog on the entire tumblr site… Now I’m sure that makes some SADDO like Mary about, err, 17,000th? haha. But what a load of gay. Haven’t even had it a week. How does that work? Just because I post SHIT quite often?
Formspring: if you had to have sex with an animal which one would you choose? AND YOU HAVE TO ANSWER OR ELSE DEATH.
Riot Actor: WELL I WONDER WHO THIS IS FROM. Well... I like the idea of the homosexual dolphins from Ricky Gervais's 'Animals' show... So I could fuck something in the head. You don't do that every day. YUM. Bet you're glad you asked.
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By the way, PLEASE follow and click like on any posts at this site - its for a uni module and the more popular it seems the better!
Plus, my MUM just wrote a piece for it. If that doesn’t tempt you….
Well apparently people have found this on tumblr so hello you clever beans.
My days been ….interesting. I have been in bed all day, and only plan to move to have a bath and then go and watch Arsenal beat Portsmouth tonight. (sorry Tom, I’ll now look like a twat if I’m wrong at least).
Worked from 4 last night so didn’t have any food from lunchtime, then as it was dead at...
“I’ve had eighteen straight whiskeys; I think that’s a record.”
– Dylan Thomas’ last words (via lickystickypickyme) (via quote-book) (via hollyrobbins)
milkandwhiskers:
fs: “dear milkandwhiskers:: bestiality…. which animal. YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE.”
ohh really? this is quite weird. especially to people that don’t know me irl and won’t know that i’m just joking. i actually cannot answer this. WHO SAID I HAD TO ANYWAY, FUCK THE SYSTEM, MAN.
You’ll fuck nothing young lady! Except an animal… CHOOSE! (p.s. this wasn’t my question...
Formspring: Are you happy with your life right now?
Riot Actor: Thats a hell of a question. Generally I would have to say yes. I have my health (minus a GROIN strain from football - but thats just an excuse to mention football), family and friends are all healthy and happy enough, and I'm feeling pretty good. I have a lot of stress coming back up with the last semester of uni, and the massive unnerving feeling of not knowing where I will be living next year, nor who with, and what is going to happen to me after uni. But thats a part of life most people my age in the UK go through so thats okay. I'm just focussing on my music and getting on with it :) Sorry if thats a rubbish answer!
Any more?: http://www.formspring.com/forms/?784559-ozlfUmIqfp
I am going to spend the best part of my evening organising my 7” vinyls in to a new box I bought for them….. This will give me far more pleasure than it ever should.
Had a reet good shopping trip to Taunton today, Bon Iver / Van Morrison / Jarvis vinyl + Family Guy DVDs + Who / Joy Division CDs + more = why aye.
Also… just to carry on the 15-year-old-i-am-self-involved trend....
milkandwhiskers:
oh and TPL Stephens, the latest blog on your page was in my dream last night, pretty much word for word which i do not even slightly understand how that could have happened but there we are.
……whaaa? do you think you were just drunk and… saw it? :P
milkandwhiskers:
i am here wuith dsaff anf ytkitentast skiw saffffffffffffffffffff and jioshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhn law, they are theynfavouritesnsssnsnnuihsjdcl
for gods sake, she’s had like one can, from saff.
fuuucking hell Mary. You are my tumblr dashboard’s village drunk ;)
Hallelujah, WE HAVE AN ANSWER.
When the baby is in mother’s womb, the baby’s skin is very smooth and tender. And the baby stays in a folded position so wrinkles appear on the palms, these wrinkles form as lines. They provide grip when we hold any thing. We observe that when we fold our palms, line also get folded. But as per Indian mythology these lines predict the future of a person. The lines are just folds of...
I hate to sound like Mary but.....
GOOD GOD, how do some people manage to eat so loudly?! fucking SHUT UP.
Also… been wondering this for a while and the google toolbar is all the way up in the top right hand corner… Okay, when we close/screw up our hands, all the skin on our hands squash up where the lines are… if that makes sense? WHAT I’M WONDERING, is if the lines are on our hand because we clench our...
3-0 TO THE ARSENAL!
And in other news… if anyone would like to / not like to but will anyway write me an entry for ‘youtune’ here on tumblr… PLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE do… Only two and a half weeks of the project left and it would be incredible of any of you to write a piece. CHARZZZZZZ. gonna go record some whack choonz now blud.
Formspring: 1. what's been the best day of your life ever so far?
Riot Actor: Ooh err... Thats a very good question. THE DAY I LEFT THE WOMB. No, ummm, possibly I would look at a musical thing... Like the day I performed at Glastonbury, or at the Royal Festival Hall with Elbow. I guess that feels like some kind of landmark for me, and something I feel proud of. (And something for the CV) :) I'm struggling for other things... I'll let you know if I think of anything :)
Formspring: is this working? it wasn't a second ago.
Riot Actor: It worked.
Formspring: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS DOING BUT I WILL PROBABLY HAVE SENT THIS 50358395 TIMES NOW.
my actual question is: what's been the best day ever of your life so far?
Riot Actor: It worked. ;)
Q + A SESH. GIVE ME QUESTIONS MAAAN. I'M...
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?784559-ozlfUmIqfp
'The Last Thing On Your Mind' →
LISTEN TO THAT SONG. Saw them supporting Stephen Fretwell - its a beeeaut.
http://www.sporcle.com/games/world.php →
SO ADDICITIVE. Just got 113… I played it quite a lot over the last few days though, so its embarrassing I’m not getting more…
milkandwhiskers:
riotactor:
milkandwhiskers:
i’m googling the health benefits of guinness so i don’t feel so bad for drinking quite so much of it and it’s a goodun.
details please…! :) x
it’s from the bbc. it has to be true ;) xx
okay… but i’ll refer to you to the ‘a pint a day’ line ;) haha
milkandwhiskers:
i’m googling the health benefits of guinness so i don’t feel so bad for drinking quite so much of it and it’s a goodun.
details please…! :) x
1p Bitch
Was just gonna say aswell yesterday - I was glad that bitch on Deal Or No Deal got 1p… she turned 10 grand down foolishly constantly, and her stupid face and stupid snobby attitude reminded me of someone. What a cock.
Boxing Day
Ahhhh boxing day! The annual family meet-up! Was nice and fun. And some 6/7ish year old girl started harassing me haha! (I was related to her, although I’m yet to decide if that makes it more or less dodgy of her!)
Anyway, as well as it being nice, I got £30, a Waterstones voucher, and a nice bottle of red! Muchos alcohol, and this is continuing now, and will do till after match of the day...
milkandwhiskers:
interpol-obstacle 1.
absolute...
i also really just want a cuddle. but no there is...
(via milkandwhiskers)
*virtual cuddle* hope you’re alreet and that. Glad your presents were nice :) x
Christmas Day 4
I love both The Royle Family and Gavin and Stacey! Amazing.
God bless Christmas TV!
So my day was good…. I hate the feeling when its ended though :( Still - seeing lots of family tomorrow anddd playing football Sunday, and I still have 2 weeks at home before going back to London, and that time includes New Years Eve! Shame that a lot of my bests are either away or doing things I...
milkandwhiskers:
riotactor:
milkandwhiskers:
the place i live in never ever ever has anything happen in it, ever. there’s about five really spread out houses and six million fields, but right now there’s a full on police search going on just up the road. i’ve no idea what it’s for but there’s a helicopter and a police car and they’re circling around and around the woods. how exciting.
also,...
Christmas Day 3
Gruffalo = good
Doctor Who = bad
Coronation Street = ludicrous
Eastenders = ludicrous
But its been goooooood. I like I like I like.
milkandwhiskers:
the place i live in never ever ever has anything happen in it, ever. there’s about five really spread out houses and six million fields, but right now there’s a full on police search going on just up the road. i’ve no idea what it’s for but there’s a helicopter and a police car and they’re circling around and around the woods. how exciting.
also, only four hours to go until we...
Christmas Day 2
Seems Santa is getting cruder with what he leaves in the stocking… Must be a 21 thing. He’s just one of the lads really.
Christmas Day 1
Mum: Merry Christmas! *wanders off* Merry Christmas fish! Would you like some ...turkey-based fish food?
Dad: Is that real?
milkandwhiskers:
also my brother is sleeping in my room tonight so we can open stockings in an hiurse or towo but he has to have his ‘seven special pillows, his ‘blanky’ and nighttime moo cow blanket’. he is 23. qmazinfggg.
definitely qmazinfggg ;) but that genuinely is…. i like it.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
And how did I come in to the day? Reading last month’s official Arsenal magazine…. Cool.
I’m going to watch a film and go to sleep. Turkey awaits.
x
0% excited for Christmas
joshzoth:
Wonderful. Bed now
SCROOGE.
I’ll come down your chimney baby!
FormSpring: i thought i'd integrate you properly into the world of tumblr through sending you an infamous fs! it's going to be really hard guessing who this is though! much love, anon.
Riot Actor: Oh my... Well I am PUZZLED. I don't want to ruin the fun but I want to give a clue... I think it iiiis Mary F! No thats too obvious... M. Flewitt?
I may well sound like a girl but...
I love how I use ‘Christmas’ as the excuse for the fact I can eat rubbish, and drink rubbish like cans of coke constantly, let alone touching the alcohol consumption situation….. I feel its an excuse that is valid though.
Any following results of such consumption will also be blamed on Christmas.
Why did you laugh at your Grandma’s rubbish present?...